I know this is my second post in a row about our newly crowned Miss Universe, former Miss USA Olivia Culpo, but, well, the trick keeps talking. This year's newest MENSA candidate explains to People Magazine, "I can't wait to go to Asia. I like Asian food. I love soup. I really want to go to Vietnam and try some soup."
See, young girls, the future is bright! With enough hard work (read: tanning beds and starvation), you too can grow up to...um...go to Vietnam and try some soup.
I'll let Ms. Moore take it from here: