As I mentioned last week, Hulk Hogan leaked his own sex tape and is now pretending to be incensed by this anonymous violation of his privacy. Never one to back down from a fake, choreographed fight, the Hulkster is really going all the way with this little charade (by which I mean the sex tape scandal, not the genitals to which he so mercilessly exposed us all); yesterday, he announced that he is suing for $100 million both Gawker Media, who first posted a clip from the tape, and his "former" best friend Bubba the Love Sponge, who he believes gave the tape to Gawker. Whatever, dude. I think we should all ban together and sue Hulk for $100 trillion for the abject horror inflicted by his naked image. And, for the record, the funniest thing I have read about this lawsuit is over at WWTDD.com. Read it; you won't be sorry.
Can I sue who ever released the Kim Kardashian sex-tape for murder? Because that video killed our culture, and her continued presence in the spotlight causes pain and suffering to millions everyday.
ReplyDeletei was just about to say, have you read the wwtdd version, too?! but your version enticed me to watch the video! so, there's that.
ReplyDeletebut man, the one minute version was one minute too long! imagine 30!